fangirlymoose:

tin-pan-ali:

godnika:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

Same.

this is the cutest vine under the sun because my god

image

look at that SMILE

That was one of the funniest things

2000ish:
“ when my mom comes home with the groceries
”

2000ish:

when my mom comes home with the groceries

randyliedtke:

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

dutchster:
“
”
scrotumcoat:
“ not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth
”

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
ruinedchildhood:
“ these are harder then they look
”

ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look

autisticnarset:
“acutenautilus:
“how loud do you want your volume
”
mmmmmmmmMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
”

autisticnarset:

acutenautilus:

how loud do you want your volume

mmmmmmmmMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA