GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
(Source: fabulewis)
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
(Source: fabulewis)
I think this one is much more challenging.
thegoodthebadndthentheresthisguy:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
bold move to make a rock pun. boulder move to call someone out.
(Source: ogtmoreno)
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
(Source: paxamericana)
make a wish
i wish you aLL WEREN’T COMPLETE ASSHATS
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME