(Source: mariatahreza)

fangirlymoose:

tin-pan-ali:

godnika:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

Same.

this is the cutest vine under the sun because my god

image

look at that SMILE

That was one of the funniest things

(Source: vinebox)

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  • November 06, 2015, 8:37pm

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2000ish: “ when my mom comes home with the groceries ”

2000ish:

when my mom comes home with the groceries

(Source: poromo)

randyliedtke:

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

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  • November 06, 2015, 8:28pm

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(Source: sobwanking-archive-blog)

(Source: spongebob-closeups)

dutchster: “ ”

dutchster:

(Source: d0gbl0g)

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scrotumcoat: “ not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth ”

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

(Source: realrodawful)

whimsebox:

Handy Maiden

(Source: irisnectar)

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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
ruinedchildhood: “ these are harder then they look ”

ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

autisticnarset: “acutenautilus: “how loud do you want your volume ” mmmmmmmmMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ”

autisticnarset:

acutenautilus:

how loud do you want your volume

mmmmmmmmMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA